Criminologist?

[thomryng]

Seen everywhere:

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results


1. Anthropologist

2. Professor

3. Historian

4. Music Teacher / Instructor

5. ESL Teacher

6. Foreign Language Instructor

7. Computer Trainer

8. Criminologist

9. Actor

10. High School Teacher

Leaving aside for a moment the fact that I have no ability in music or foreign languages (not to mention the fact that this list looks suspiciously like an enumeration of my Call of Cthulhu characters), I'm amazed at the sheer number of teaching positions on my list.

To the above, I must add

11. Elementary School Teacher

12. Special Education Teacher

13. Teacher Assistant

16. Early Childhood Educator

18. Corporate Trainer

Another huge chunk are related to film (14, 15, 21, 24, 34, 40). Writer comes in at 20, wedged between Comedian and Political Aide.

Clearly, I'm destined to be the next James Lipton.

*shudder*

(... and therefore I believe the President and Vice President of the United States must be impeached.)