Huzzah for Ludicrous!

I will refer you, dear friends, to the post made by my lovely wife here. She explains the situation quite succinctly.

I don't think it quite captures the level of noise in the house right now. Have you ever flown in a turboprop airplane? No? Have you ever had a hair dryer up to your ear constantly day and night? No?

Well, come over to my house if you'd like a taste of "so loud you have to shout to hear yourself".

It appears that we shall be living out of a hotel for a month or two or three.

Remember kids: the Devil hates silence, because that's when we hear God.