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[thomryng]

This picture struck me as completely ludicrous, though I'm not sure why. Perhaps you can help?

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[singingbarista.livejournal.com]

Killer Stealth Sheep.

No one would see it coming. I can see the marketting now: Malevolent Mutton Massacre Malcontents!

[gaelfarce.livejournal.com]

"One night in Basra...and the sheep are nervous......Do doodoo dodoo ...."

[vonjunzt.livejournal.com]

The detainees were taken to Abu Ghraib Prison for questioning.

[primroseport.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's the irony of a semiauto carbine in the hands of a man shepherding harmless animals--as well as the monstrous military vehicle in the background, an extra layer of might in case those cute animals get any funny ideas

[jaynefury.livejournal.com]

Shear Ludicrousness

Today's armed forces are now forced to sheer, spin, and weave their own uniforms due to the overspending of the Bush administration. This is Sargeant Swidley who is the head of the new Textiles Squad. When asked about his new duty he replied, "Look, at least we get high altitude cashmere for our skivvies."

[singingbarista.livejournal.com]

Fine. Now I've fallen from my chair.

[queen-in-autumn.livejournal.com]

*snorf!*

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

- Local Iraqi opposition to the US presence reaches an all time high as farm animals create roadblocks in Fallujah.

- The US army draft in extras for their ongoing homage to Orwell's 1984.

- Republican turnout at this election is higher than usual, US military denies encouraging voters.

- Sergeant Jones tries to work out how to explain that his entire squad have been transformed into sheep by a Persian Sorceror in a way that will not end up in his being committed.

[gaelfarce.livejournal.com]

That's a brit most likely...leave them to find what few sheep remain in Iraq...*insert buggery comment here*

[littledrow.livejournal.com]

Bo Peep has enlisted.

How about...

[starkad67.livejournal.com]

"CONVERT, I say CONVERT to Christianity... oops, I mean Democracy, no really, Democracy... OR DIE!!!!!"... How's that for a caption?... :)

[amberite.livejournal.com]

"Improvements in Sheepdog Technology"