Listen, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!

[thomryng]

For all your insult needs: http://www.ship-of-fools.com/curses/index.html

Comments

[queen-in-autumn.livejournal.com]

Does the Old Testament actually mention sex-crazed baboons?

My result:

Hear this, thou armpit of Satan, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!

[thomryng.livejournal.com]

I believe the authors have taken some *ahem* liberties of translation.

[gaelfarce.livejournal.com]

Perhaps an overzealous extension of the metaphor?

Sigh... rolling of eyes...

[starkad67.livejournal.com]

Dear Gods! :)

[crosstherubicon.livejournal.com]

I successfully campaigned ( a small victory in the scheme of world salvation ) to have that site taken off my parish's links page.

It's little more than populist, relativist rubbish of the most dangerous type - a wolf in wolf's clothing pretending to be a chirpy friend.

[thomryng.livejournal.com]

I confess I haven't looked at the rest of the site, but even linking to this particular page from a parish web site seems strangely inappropriate.

[crosstherubicon.livejournal.com]

It was the Anglo-Catholic parish I attended before leaving...so "strangely inappropriate" is a fitting description of my general experience with the C of E!

What was astonishing was that the vicar didn't see it as remotely inappropriate.

Sadly.