Listen, thou dabbler in abominations, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!

[thomryng]

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Comments

[queen-in-autumn.livejournal.com]

Does the Old Testament actually mention sex-crazed baboons?

My result:

Hear this, thou armpit of Satan, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!

[thomryng.livejournal.com]

I believe the authors have taken some *ahem* liberties of translation.

[gaelfarce.livejournal.com]

Perhaps an overzealous extension of the metaphor?